I installed my radio, registered with the Overlords, and checked the SWR AND fars ability of my two very cool and very fancy new antennas. Thats right, I have a pair.
I then passed the broken neck test while in my sons 4th grade carpool line. Despite what "they" may tell you when laying on adjacent pillows, length does matter. Trust me. Pretty sure Lulu Annes mama flashed me. Small chested though, so I am not positive. Hot.
Due to my successes in installation and subsequent feather fluffing, I was PUMPED when I hit the trails last weekend. As soon as the first words were spoken...I was at FULL attention, ready to go from 6 to 12. Then.....womp womp womp. Whispers...near silence. I need some radio viagra.
I couldn't hear a durn thing the trail leader or tail gunnar were saying. We had a spread of about...200 yards. Only 10 Jeeps. I was 3rd in line behind our dear leader. Flat woodlands. My CB radio could reach the gas station 2ish miles up the road (I've lead people to the trail from the gas station over my cb when they arrived late). I have video on the Tubes of You of screaming loud comms clearly heard over my very cheap and very abused Uniden Pro 520. So far, I am not impressed with this new fangled technology. I am, as the kids would say, disappoint. I even turned on a 2nd handheld GMRS radio to supplement sound amplification. Which nearly killed my ears when I mic'd up without turning off said 2nd radio nestled against my jimmies. Of course it was on vibrate..duh. Great feature.
So, to ye, the Masters of GMRS, do I need to supplement my 250 dollar GMRS mobile radio with an external speaker OR.....do I need to remind people to make their words directly and LOUDLY into the hand held voice capturing contraption?