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Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to  Detroit , when a guy took the
seat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,
moaning in fear.
"What's the matter?" Bob asked.
"I've been transferred to  Detroit - I've heard the people are crazy there.
They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools,
and the highest crime rate in the nation."
Bob replied, "I've lived in  Detroit all my life.  It's not as bad as the media says.
Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids in
a nice private school.  It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world."
The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you.  I've been
worried to death.  But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your word
for it.
What do you do for a living?"
"I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck."


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