PastorGary Posted August 28, 2013 Report Share Posted August 28, 2013 Bob was sitting on the plane waiting to fly to Detroit , when a guy took theseat beside him. The guy was an emotional wreck, pale, hands shaking,moaning in fear. "What's the matter?" Bob asked. "I've been transferred to Detroit - I've heard the people are crazy there.They've got lots of shootings, gangs, race riots, drugs, poor public schools,and the highest crime rate in the nation." Bob replied, "I've lived in Detroit all my life. It's not as bad as the media says.Find a nice home, go to work, mind your own business, and enroll your kids ina nice private school. It's as safe a place as anywhere in the world." The guy relaxed and stopped shaking and said, "Oh, thank you. I've beenworried to death. But if you live there and say it's OK, I'll take your wordfor it. What do you do for a living?" "I'm a tail gunner on a Budweiser truck." Shriekmau 1 Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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