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Hopefully your New Years celebration was a safe one.


Just heard this on the morning news:  A man had too much to drink and couldn't even remember where his car was. As he slumped to the sidewalk, he got out his cell phone and fumbled for the number of a taxi company. He told the dispatcher that he needed a ride home because he was laying on the sidewalk and couldn't find his car. The dispatcher asked him where he was located - the drunk looked around and said, "I'm at the corner of Walk and Don't Walk."

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