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I heard a story about a man who went to see the doctor with two severely burned ears. The doctor said, "You have to tell me—how did this happen?"

The man said, "Let me explain. I was ironing a shirt when someone called me on the phone, and I answered the iron instead of the phone."

"That is horrible!" the doctor said. "That explains one of your ears being burned. How did you burn the other?"

"They called back."

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