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#1 PastorGary

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Posted 01 October 2013 - 03:03 PM

Tired of constantly being broke & stuck in an  unhappy marriage, a young
husband decided to solve both problems by  taking out a large insurance  policy
on his wife with himself as the  beneficiary, and then arranging  to have her
killed.
 
A  'friend of a friend' put him in touch with a nefarious dark-side  underworld
figure who went by the name of 'Artie.' Artie explained to the  husband that his
going  price for  snuffing out a spouse was  $5,000.

The husband said he was willing to pay that amount, but  that he wouldn't have
any cash on hand until he could collect his   wife's insurance money. Artie
insisted on being paid at least something up  front, so the man opened his
wallet, displaying the single dollar bill  that rested inside. Artie sighed,
rolled his eyes, & reluctantly  agreed to accept the dollar as down payment for
the dirty  deed.
 
A few days later, Artie followed the man's wife to the  local Walmart
Super Store. There, he surprised her in the produce  department &
proceeded to strangle her with his gloved hands. As the  poor unsuspecting woman
drew her last breath & slumped to the floor,  the manager of the produce
department stumbled unexpectedly onto the  murder scene. Unwilling to leave any
living witnesses behind, ol' Artie  had no choice but to strangle the produce
manager as  well.
 
However, unknown to Artie, the entire proceedings were  captured by the hidden
security cameras & observed by the store's  security guard, who immediately
called the police. Artie was caught and  arrested before he could even leave the
store.
 
Under intense  questioning at the police station, Artie revealed the whole
sordid plan,  including his unusual financial arrangements with the hapless
husband who  was also quickly arrested. The next day in the
Newspaper, the headline  declared...    

 
'ARTIE  CHOKES 2 for $1.00 at WALMART'


[ Hey I didn't write this, I'm just passing it on...   :D  ]
 


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#2 deputycrawford

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 07:10 PM

     I don't care who you are, now that's funny right there.

 

Jerry


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#3 PastorGary

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Posted 15 May 2014 - 07:12 PM

:)



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Posted 19 January 2016 - 07:35 AM

Ohhhhh good grief.....

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Posted 23 January 2016 - 08:36 PM

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