OffRoaderX Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 By the grace of mine own self-worth and sarcasm and by the bounteous authority vested in me, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS, I doth hereby decree, with much pomp and stupidity, that one @SteveShannon, a stout fellow of questionable repute but unquestionable GMRS knowledge, be forthwith and forevermore dubbed a member of the Most Esteemed Order of the HERDĀ (which, perchance, standeth for āHigher End Radio Dork,) Let it be known across the static-ee airwaves of the peasantry to the lofty frequencies of the saddest of H.A.M.s that Sir StevenShannon, clad in naught but his wits and an FCCs permission slip, hath stumbled bravely and fortuitously into the fray of tomfoolery and emerged victoriousāor at least not entirely trampled. With this proclamation, he is granted the sacred right to put the title "HERD" after his name, to wield a UV-5R on GMRS channels, and to confuse all who inquire as to what a āHERDā truly be. So sayeth I, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS on this fifth day of March, in the year of our Lord XENU two thousand and five-and-twenty. Let the roger-beeps blare, and may the Sad H.A.M.s tremble in his presence ! So it is written, so shall it be done. Arise good Sir @SteveShannon, member of the HERD! GreggInFL, dosw, TerriKennedy and 18 others 5 4 11 1 Quote
WSEN940 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 I can only think of Monty Python references in response to this welcome, fair sir @SteveShannon to the realm. We will hoist your colors on our battlements.Ā By what moniker shalt though be known on the air of our lord xenu? SteveShannon 1 Quote
SteveShannon Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 3 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said: By the grace of mine own self-worth and sarcasm and by the bounteous authority vested in me, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS, I doth hereby decree, with much pomp and profundity, that one @SteveShannon, a stout fellow of questionable repute but unquestionable GMRS knowledge, be forthwith and forevermore dubbed a member of the Most Esteemed Order of the HERDĀ (which, perchance, standeth for āHigher End Radio Dork,) Let it be known across the static-ee airwaves of the peasantry to the lofty frequencies of the saddest of H.A.M.s that Sir StevenShannon, clad in naught but his wits and an FCCs permission slip, hath stumbled bravely and fortuitously into the fray of tomfoolery and emerged victoriousāor at least not entirely trampled. With this proclamation, he is granted the sacred right to put the title "HERD" after his name, to wield a UV-5R on GMRS channels, and to confuse all who inquire as to what a āHERDā truly be. So sayeth I, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS on this fifth day of March, in the year of our Lord XENU two thousand and five-and-twenty. Let the roger-beeps blare, and may the Sad H.A.M.s tremble in his presence ! and so it is written, so shall it be done. Arise, Sir StevenShannon of the HERD! I am humbled by this honor. Iām not sure Iām worthy so I will try a day at the middle level first. Thank you, Queen. The219, Seapup, Hoppyjr and 3 others 6 Quote
OffRoaderX Posted March 6 Author Report Posted March 6 3 minutes ago, SteveShannon said: I am humbled by this honor. Iām not sure Iām worthy so I will try a day at the middle level first. Thank you, Queen. SILENCE! You have no permission to speak! Ā This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head! Hoppyjr, marcspaz, Seapup and 3 others 1 4 1 Quote
WRNU354 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 4 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said: SILENCE! You have no permission to speak! Ā This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head! Ā Overlord Xenu bless The Queen of All That is GMRS and his loyal subjects! Long live the Queen! Ā Quote
SteveShannon Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 7 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said: SILENCE! You have no permission to speak! Ā This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head! I thought that might happen so my sig only refers to the Medium End Radio Dork Experimeter (MERDE) level.Ā WRHS218, FishinGary, GreggInFL and 8 others 3 8 Quote
nokones Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 Does Sir Steven get a special name Tag, assuming that this dedication is a paperless thing at least he should receive a Name Tag so he can proudly serve his new position. Congrats, Sir Steven! Hoppyjr and SteveShannon 1 1 Quote
OffRoaderX Posted March 6 Author Report Posted March 6 7 minutes ago, nokones said: Does Sir Steven get a special name Tag No, but you all have to refer to him as Sir Steven from hence-forth. SteveShannon, Hoppyjr, HHD1 and 1 other 3 1 Quote
FishinGary Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 ...and there was much rejoicing yay... SteveShannon and WRQC299 1 1 Quote
Lscott Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 11 hours ago, FishinGary said: ...and there was much rejoicing yay... I'm glad I don't have anything really pressing at the office to do today so I can spend my productive time reading this stuff. Hoppyjr, SteveShannon and WRUE951 2 1 Quote
Socalgmrs Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 This whole post is so stupid.Ā WRUE951 and amaff 1 1 Quote
SteveShannon Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 1 minute ago, Socalgmrs said: This whole post is so stupid.Ā All the rest of us thought it was very deep and meaningful. OffRoaderX, Hoppyjr, amaff and 2 others 1 2 2 Quote
WRUE951 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 31 minutes ago, Socalgmrs said: This whole post is so stupid.Ā And started by,,,,,,, Ā Quote
WRUE951 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 28 minutes ago, SteveShannon said: All the rest of us thought it was very deep and meaningful. Hell, i got more entertainment Tuesday night... packed all in one spot Ā Quote
WRYZ926 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 Negative Nancy's personality is shining again. I think the whole conversation is funny as OffroaderX is giving SteveShannon some trouble all in fun. SteveShannon 1 Quote
amaff Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 43 minutes ago, Socalgmrs said: This whole post is so stupid.Ā SteveShannon and OffRoaderX 2 Quote
OffRoaderX Posted March 6 Author Report Posted March 6 1 hour ago, Socalgmrs said: This whole post is so stupid.Ā You're just jealous that you didnt get an award and sad because you don't have any friends. Hoppyjr, WRYZ926 and dosw 3 Quote
WRUE951 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 19 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said: You're just jealous that you didnt get an award and sad because you don't have any friends. calm down randy...Ā Ā we'll send you a box of these..Ā Ā Ā Ā Quote
Hoppyjr Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 Rumor has it Queen Randy conducted the ceremony clad only in his mankini, woven from actual rubber ducky antennas and three strategically placed battery hatch covers. SteveShannon 1 Quote
OffRoaderX Posted March 6 Author Report Posted March 6 20 minutes ago, Hoppyjr said: Rumor has it Queen Randy conducted the ceremony clad only in his mankini, woven from actual rubber ducky antennas and three strategically placed battery hatch covers. The ceremony is available for viewing on my OnlyFans. HHD1, GreggInFL, Hoppyjr and 2 others 1 3 1 Quote
HHD1 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 2 hours ago, Lscott said: I'm glad I don't have anything really pressing at the office to do today so I can spend my productive time reading this stuff. same hereĀ Ā Lscott and SteveShannon 2 Quote
HHD1 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 Congratulations SirĀ @SteveShannon!!!Ā Thank you for being so welcoming towards me. Haroldo and SteveShannon 1 1 Quote
SteveShannon Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 12 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said: The ceremony is available for viewing on my OnlyFans. And Grinder.Ā Hoppyjr and WSEZ864 2 Quote
HHD1 Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 Is it just me, or does anyone else get the feeling that @SocalgmrsĀ is just @OffRoaderX's alter ego?Ā Two polar opposites from the same location? Let the conspiracy theory commence.Ā Ā Quote
Hoppyjr Posted March 6 Report Posted March 6 The ceremony is available for viewing on my OnlyFans.The ceremony was quite memorable, but I donāt really understand the significance of the jar of honey and the midget dressed as Nancy Pelosiā¦.. SteveShannon and LeoG 2 Quote
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