Official GMRS Announcement!

[OffRoaderX]

By the grace of mine own self-worth and sarcasm and by the bounteous authority vested in me, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS, I doth hereby decree, with much pomp and stupidity, that one @SteveShannon, a stout fellow of questionable repute but unquestionable GMRS knowledge, be forthwith and forevermore dubbed a member of the Most Esteemed Order of the HERD (which, perchance, standeth for “Higher End Radio Dork,)

Let it be known across the static-ee airwaves of the peasantry to the lofty frequencies of the saddest of H.A.M.s that Sir StevenShannon, clad in naught but his wits and an FCCs permission slip, hath stumbled bravely and fortuitously into the fray of tomfoolery and emerged victorious—or at least not entirely trampled. With this proclamation, he is granted the sacred right to put the title "HERD" after his name, to wield a UV-5R on GMRS channels, and to confuse all who inquire as to what a “HERD” truly be.

So sayeth I, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS on this fifth day of March, in the year of our Lord XENU two thousand and five-and-twenty. Let the roger-beeps blare, and may the Sad H.A.M.s tremble in his presence !

So it is written, so shall it be done. Arise good Sir @SteveShannon, member of the HERD!

[WSEN940]

I can only think of Monty Python references in response to this

welcome, fair sir @SteveShannon to the realm. We will hoist your colors on our battlements. 

By what moniker shalt though be known on the air of our lord xenu?

[SteveShannon]

3 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

By the grace of mine own self-worth and sarcasm and by the bounteous authority vested in me, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS, I doth hereby decree, with much pomp and profundity, that one @SteveShannon, a stout fellow of questionable repute but unquestionable GMRS knowledge, be forthwith and forevermore dubbed a member of the Most Esteemed Order of the HERD (which, perchance, standeth for “Higher End Radio Dork,)

Let it be known across the static-ee airwaves of the peasantry to the lofty frequencies of the saddest of H.A.M.s that Sir StevenShannon, clad in naught but his wits and an FCCs permission slip, hath stumbled bravely and fortuitously into the fray of tomfoolery and emerged victorious—or at least not entirely trampled. With this proclamation, he is granted the sacred right to put the title "HERD" after his name, to wield a UV-5R on GMRS channels, and to confuse all who inquire as to what a “HERD” truly be.

So sayeth I, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS on this fifth day of March, in the year of our Lord XENU two thousand and five-and-twenty. Let the roger-beeps blare, and may the Sad H.A.M.s tremble in his presence !

and so it is written, so shall it be done. Arise, Sir StevenShannon of the HERD!

I am humbled by this honor. I’m not sure I’m worthy so I will try a day at the middle level first.

Thank you, Queen.

[OffRoaderX]

3 minutes ago, SteveShannon said:

I am humbled by this honor. I’m not sure I’m worthy so I will try a day at the middle level first.

Thank you, Queen.

SILENCE! You have no permission to speak!  

This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head!

[WRNU354]

4 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

SILENCE! You have no permission to speak!  

This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head!

 

Overlord Xenu bless The Queen of All That is GMRS and his loyal subjects!

Long live the Queen!

 

[SteveShannon]

7 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

SILENCE! You have no permission to speak!  

This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head!

I thought that might happen so my sig only refers to the Medium End Radio Dork Experimeter (MERDE) level. 

[nokones]

Does Sir Steven get a special name Tag, assuming that this dedication is a paperless thing at least he should receive a Name Tag so he can proudly serve his new position.

Congrats, Sir Steven!

[OffRoaderX]

7 minutes ago, nokones said:

Does Sir Steven get a special name Tag

No, but you all have to refer to him as Sir Steven from hence-forth.

[FishinGary]

...and there was much rejoicing

yay...

[Lscott]

11 hours ago, FishinGary said:

...and there was much rejoicing

yay...

I'm glad I don't have anything really pressing at the office to do today so I can spend my productive time reading this stuff.

[Socalgmrs]

This whole post is so stupid. 

[SteveShannon]

1 minute ago, Socalgmrs said:

This whole post is so stupid. 

All the rest of us thought it was very deep and meaningful.

[WRUE951]

31 minutes ago, Socalgmrs said:

This whole post is so stupid. 

And started by,,,,,,,  

[WRUE951]

28 minutes ago, SteveShannon said:

All the rest of us thought it was very deep and meaningful.

Hell, i got more entertainment Tuesday night... packed all in one spot  

[WRYZ926]

Negative Nancy's personality is shining again.

I think the whole conversation is funny as OffroaderX is giving SteveShannon some trouble all in fun.

[amaff]

43 minutes ago, Socalgmrs said:

This whole post is so stupid. 

[OffRoaderX]

1 hour ago, Socalgmrs said:

This whole post is so stupid. 

You're just jealous that you didnt get an award and sad because you don't have any friends.

[WRUE951]

19 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

You're just jealous that you didnt get an award and sad because you don't have any friends.

calm down randy...   we'll send you a box of these..     

[Hoppyjr]

Rumor has it Queen Randy conducted the ceremony clad only in his mankini, woven from actual rubber ducky antennas and three strategically placed battery hatch covers.

[OffRoaderX]

20 minutes ago, Hoppyjr said:

Rumor has it Queen Randy conducted the ceremony clad only in his mankini, woven from actual rubber ducky antennas and three strategically placed battery hatch covers.

The ceremony is available for viewing on my OnlyFans.

[HHD1]

2 hours ago, Lscott said:

I'm glad I don't have anything really pressing at the office to do today so I can spend my productive time reading this stuff.

same here   

[HHD1]

Congratulations Sir @SteveShannon!!!  Thank you for being so welcoming towards me.

[SteveShannon]

12 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

The ceremony is available for viewing on my OnlyFans.

And Grinder. 

[HHD1]

Is it just me, or does anyone else get the feeling that @Socalgmrs is just @OffRoaderX's alter ego?  Two polar opposites from the same location? Let the conspiracy theory commence.   

[Hoppyjr]

The ceremony is available for viewing on my OnlyFans.

The ceremony was quite memorable, but I don’t really understand the significance of the jar of honey and the midget dressed as Nancy Pelosi…..