Official GMRS Announcement!

[OffRoaderX]

By the grace of mine own self-worth and sarcasm and by the bounteous authority vested in me, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS, I doth hereby decree, with much pomp and stupidity, that one @SteveShannon, a stout fellow of questionable repute but unquestionable GMRS knowledge, be forthwith and forevermore dubbed a member of the Most Esteemed Order of the HERD (which, perchance, standeth for “Higher End Radio Dork,)

Let it be known across the static-ee airwaves of the peasantry to the lofty frequencies of the saddest of H.A.M.s that Sir StevenShannon, clad in naught but his wits and an FCCs permission slip, hath stumbled bravely and fortuitously into the fray of tomfoolery and emerged victorious—or at least not entirely trampled. With this proclamation, he is granted the sacred right to put the title "HERD" after his name, to wield a UV-5R on GMRS channels, and to confuse all who inquire as to what a “HERD” truly be.

So sayeth I, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS on this fifth day of March, in the year of our Lord XENU two thousand and five-and-twenty. Let the roger-beeps blare, and may the Sad H.A.M.s tremble in his presence !

So it is written, so shall it be done. Arise good Sir @SteveShannon, member of the HERD!

[WSEN940]

I can only think of Monty Python references in response to this

welcome, fair sir @SteveShannon to the realm. We will hoist your colors on our battlements. 

By what moniker shalt though be known on the air of our lord xenu?

[SteveShannon]

3 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

By the grace of mine own self-worth and sarcasm and by the bounteous authority vested in me, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS, I doth hereby decree, with much pomp and profundity, that one @SteveShannon, a stout fellow of questionable repute but unquestionable GMRS knowledge, be forthwith and forevermore dubbed a member of the Most Esteemed Order of the HERD (which, perchance, standeth for “Higher End Radio Dork,)

Let it be known across the static-ee airwaves of the peasantry to the lofty frequencies of the saddest of H.A.M.s that Sir StevenShannon, clad in naught but his wits and an FCCs permission slip, hath stumbled bravely and fortuitously into the fray of tomfoolery and emerged victorious—or at least not entirely trampled. With this proclamation, he is granted the sacred right to put the title "HERD" after his name, to wield a UV-5R on GMRS channels, and to confuse all who inquire as to what a “HERD” truly be.

So sayeth I, THE QUEEN OF ALL THAT IS GMRS on this fifth day of March, in the year of our Lord XENU two thousand and five-and-twenty. Let the roger-beeps blare, and may the Sad H.A.M.s tremble in his presence !

and so it is written, so shall it be done. Arise, Sir StevenShannon of the HERD!

I am humbled by this honor. I’m not sure I’m worthy so I will try a day at the middle level first.

Thank you, Queen.

[OffRoaderX]

3 minutes ago, SteveShannon said:

I am humbled by this honor. I’m not sure I’m worthy so I will try a day at the middle level first.

Thank you, Queen.

SILENCE! You have no permission to speak!  

This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head!

[WRNU354]

4 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

SILENCE! You have no permission to speak!  

This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head!

 

Overlord Xenu bless The Queen of All That is GMRS and his loyal subjects!

Long live the Queen!

 

[SteveShannon]

7 minutes ago, OffRoaderX said:

SILENCE! You have no permission to speak!  

This prestigious award has already gone straight to your head!

I thought that might happen so my sig only refers to the Medium End Radio Dork Experimeter (MERDE) level. 

[nokones]

Does Sir Steven get a special name Tag, assuming that this dedication is a paperless thing at least he should receive a Name Tag so he can proudly serve his new position.

Congrats, Sir Steven!

[OffRoaderX]

7 minutes ago, nokones said:

Does Sir Steven get a special name Tag

No, but you all have to refer to him as Sir Steven from hence-forth.

[FishinGary]

...and there was much rejoicing

yay...