WARNING!!!

[WSHH887]

I haven't been able to get on the forum much lately other than to do a quick scan.  So, I apologize in advance to all who take offense to my poking the bear.  But I have lost toke, er time, to make up for.

[WSDC279]

AHHHH......WHAT..?????

[hxpx]

On 7/30/2025 at 4:47 PM, WSHH887 said:

But I have lost toke, er time, to make up for.

I had been addressing my three kids as "you jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers", which was fun until my 7 year old asked what a midnight toker was. Didn't think my cunning plan all the way through. I just said "it's from a song" and played Steve Miller Band until he quit asking questions.

[WRHS218]

In 1970 my mom thought One Toke Over The Line by Brewer & Shipley was a church song (we didn't go to church). While I didn't partake back then, and still don't, I had to explain it to her. I really thought she was joking. She was not.

[AdmiralCochrane]

Sweet Jesus ...

[WRUU653]

1 hour ago, AdmiralCochrane said:

Sweet Jesus ...

Sitting downtown in a railway station 

[WRUE951]

On 8/5/2025 at 5:21 PM, hxpx said:

I had been addressing my three kids as "you jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers", which was fun until my 7 year old asked what a midnight toker was. Didn't think my cunning plan all the way through. I just said "it's from a song" and played Steve Miller Band until he quit asking questions.

wait tell you find pet skunk in your kids bedroom  

[Lscott]

On 8/6/2025 at 10:05 AM, WRHS218 said:

In 1970 my mom thought One Toke Over The Line by Brewer & Shipley was a church song (we didn't go to church). While I didn't partake back then, and still don't, I had to explain it to her. I really thought she was joking. She was not.

I was in our electronics lab once working on a project. Some mention was made about drunks on the street. I referred to them as "Stumble Bums." Well I got one of those "WTF is that" looks. Makes you feel old. 

[tcp2525]

18 hours ago, WRUE951 said:

wait tell you find pet skunk in your kids bedroom  

Don't laugh, I had one back in the 80s. Definitely a pretty cool animal.

[WRUE951]

1 hour ago, tcp2525 said:

Don't laugh, I had one back in the 80s. Definitely a pretty cool animal.

i'm not talking about the Animal, but the stuff smells like it   

[hxpx]

13 minutes ago, WRUE951 said:

i'm not talking about the Animal, but the stuff smells like it   

Not to worry, I have a plan on how to handle this.

[WRYS709]

On 8/5/2025 at 5:21 PM, hxpx said:

I had been addressing my three kids as "you jokers, smokers, and midnight tokers", which was fun until my 7 year old asked what a midnight toker was. Didn't think my cunning plan all the way through. I just said "it's from a song" and played Steve Miller Band until he quit asking 

Somebody get me a cheeseburger!”